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Category Archive : Politics

Methodist Bishops Respond to Controversy

CHICAGO – Methodist bishops, meeting in response to the recent controversy surrounding the defeat of gender equity affirmations.  The bishops engaged in a prayerful process to discern a way forward.  At the conclusion of the discernment process, guided by the mission, vision and scope document, the bishops agreed to recommend the One Church Plan. This plan provides conferences, churches, and pastors the flexibility to uniquely reach their missional context while retaining the connectional nature of The United Methodist Church. Read More

Ignorance and Arrogance

Only the arrogant assume that those with a different opinion are simply ignorant. Only the really arrogant assume that those with different opinions are simply arrogant.

Note to self…

When Trump is mentioned in conversation, keep a neutral face and don’t say a word.  Depending on how you are dressed that day, the left will assume your 2016 vote went to HRC because …

  • she has a vast amount of experience inside government.
  • it’s obvious that she’s awesome.
  • it’s obvious he’s a disaster.
  • you don’t seem misogynistic or paternalistic
  • You value your freedoms.
  • DT would abuse the office.
  • you seem somewhat intelligent, ergo, you must have voted the same as they.

When HRC is mentioned in conversation, keep a neutral face and don’t say a word.  Depending on how you are dressed that day, the right will assume your 2016 vote went to Trump because …

  • he has a vast amount of experience outside government.
  • it’s obvious that he’s awesome.
  • it’s obvious she’s a disaster.
  • you don’t seem condescending or hypocritical.
  • You value your freedoms.
  • HRC would abuse the office.
  • you seem somewhat intelligent, ergo, you must have voted the same as they.

When someone wants to talk to you about presidential politics, they are likely just looking to legitimize their vote rather than argue merit…so do yourself, and them, a favor:  smile and let them assume whatever makes them feel good to assume. It’s easier for us both.  If they insist on continuing the discussion, mention that you heard something on Rush Limbaugh and they’ll look surprised and change the subject.  If that doesn’t work, mention that you enjoy NPR.