Attorney General Session’s use of Romans 13 to justify separating the families of illegal aliens has prompted the UMC to bring charges against Sessions under it’s Book of Discipline. A brief investigation indicates that Methodists are greatly divided on the issue, and they fear that the discord is threatening the unity of the denomination. Fortunately, the Council of Bishops has promptly acted by putting together a Way-Forward-On-Immigration committee. Sources say they have come up with 3 plans to deal with the controversy: Read More
“I support your inalienable right to say really stupid, offensive shit and believe really stupid, offensive shit that I don’t agree with,” Bourdain said when Boston Mayor Tom Menino pledged to ban Chik-fil-A from his city because company president Dan Cathy opposed same-sex marriage.